Daily Archives: 2 August 2015
What a thoroughly disappointing week. It’s been wet, cold and cloudy for much of the week and the topic of conversation just about anywhere you go is what a disappointing summer its been so far. The weather has been so grim that the Guardian has been calling for photographs of holiday makers’ underwhelming holiday photos. Continue reading
This came from brother Steph:
A guy was in the kitchen drinking a cup of coffee when he received a text message.
“Joe, I’m sorry. I’ve been riddled with guilt and I have to confess: I have been helping myself to your wife when you’re not around, probably more than you. I know it’s no excuse, but I don’t get it at home. I can’t live with the guilt any longer and I hope you’ll accept my sincerest apology. It won’t happen again.”
Feeling outraged and betrayed, Joe grabs his gun, goes into the bedroom, and without a word, shoots his wife.
Moments later the guy gets a second text: “Really should use spell check! That should have said ‘wifi’.” Continue reading