Greg's Occasional News & Views

Daily Archives: 5 July 2015

5 July 2015

heatwave_imagePhew! What a scorcher! We’ve had some blisteringly hot days this week but like all UK summers, I suspect this will all be but a memory in a few days time. Monday was good – temperatures in the mid-20s Celsius (upper 70s Fahrenheit) and Tuesday was even warmer. Wednesday, though, was the real scorchio! The thermostat in the kitchen reached the dizzying heights of 30 degrees C (86 F) which, for most folks around these parts is akin to sitting in a blast furnace surrounded by molten lead. Fortunately, it cooled down a bit on Thursday and Friday but is set to stay warm with only the occasional thunderstorm for the next few days. Enjoy it while you can! Continue reading

5 July 2015 – Amusements 

Penny’s sister J sent this along.

A mother-in-law stops by unexpectedly the recently married couple’s house. She knocks on the door, then immediately walks in. She is shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked.

“What are you doing?” she asked.

“I’m waiting for Jeff to come home from work,” the daughter-in-law answered.

“But you’re naked!” the mother-in-law exclaimed.

“This is my love dress,” the daughter-in-law explained.

“Love dress? But you’re naked!”

“Jeff loves me to wear this dress! It makes him happy and it makes me happy.”

The mother-in-law on the way home thought about the love dress. When she got home she got undressed, showered, put on her best perfume and expectantly waited for her husband, lying provocatively on the couch.

Finally her husband came home. He walked in and saw her naked on the couch.

“What are you doing?” he asked.

“This is my love dress,” she replied.

“Needs ironing,” he says” “What’s for dinner?” Continue reading

Recent Comments
July 2015
S M T W T F S
« Jun   Aug »
 1234
567891011
12131415161718
19202122232425
262728293031  
Upcoming Events
  • 20 January 2018 – Nick's Birthday
    All Day
  • 5 February 2018 – Karin's Birthday
    All Day
  • 6 February 2018 – Amelie's Birthday
    All Day
  • 7 February 2018 – Jason's Birthday
    All Day
  • 9 February 2018 – Emily's Birthday
    All Day
Archives
Where are the Dodgers?
TeamWLPct.GB
Dodgers10458.642 -
Diamondbacks9369.57411.0
Rockies8775.53717.0
Padres7191.43833.0
Giants6498.39540.0

Last updated: 10/02/2017

Subscribe

Enter your email address to subscribe to the Befouled Weakly News and receive notifications of new posts by email.