Daily Archives: 3 May 2015
Hello, and welcome to the May Day bank holiday weekend! We’ve had a decidedly mixed week – we had some stunning, sunny weather at the beginning of the week although it certainly has not been what one might consider to be “warm.” Indeed, there were smatterings of snow in County Durham which is, of course, considerably further north than here. Continue reading
A woman and a man are lying in bed next to each other, when her phone rings.
She picks up. The man looks over at her and listens.
She is speaking in a cheery voice,”Hi, I’m so glad you called. . . Really? that’s wonderful. I’m so happy for you. . . . That sounds terrific. . . . Great! . . . Thanks. . . . Okay. Bye bye”.
She hangs up and the man asks, “Who was that?”
“Oh”, she replies, “that was my husband telling me about the great time he is having on his golf trip with you. Continue reading