26 April 2015

Back in the UK gradually recovering from the jet lag following another highly successful visit to the States. The confused and befuddled state (not to mention the general incompetence) which accompanies such trans-Atlantic excursions is slowly receding (or, at least, that’s my excuse and I’m sticking to it). Continue reading “26 April 2015”

26 April 2015 – Amusements

Pretty sure we’ve had it before . . .

Maurice an 82 year-old man went to the doctor for his annual physical.

A few days later the doctor saw Maurice walking down the street with a gorgeous young lady on his arm.

A couple of days later the doctor spoke to Maurice and said, “You’re really doing great, aren’t you?”

Maurice replied, “Just doing what you said, Doc: ‘Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.’”

The doctor said, “I did not say that. I said, ‘You’ve got a heart murmur. Be careful.’” Continue reading “26 April 2015 – Amusements”